shitty hands and cock fights

Friday, February 24, 2006

Poke This

Lady Luck has a nice sound, being the only female at the weekly poker game, hosted by the town bartender has simple perks.
Having big boobs and wearing low cut tops doesn't hurt either.
I'm sure the men filter themselves a bit, but over all they are pretty raw, I enjoy hanging out with men, they don't talk about celebrity gossip, they don't bother with complaining about their home life, kids, wife, etc.
They talk about the hand that's being played, a bad beat they suffered at the casino the night before and sports.
I recently asked if they could all smoke cigarettes at the same time so there would be some clear air time, but like always they laughed and ingnore me.
I've acquired a poker nickname, well two actually, I've won a few Poker tournys and have the poker respect that out weights acceptance.....FEAR.
I like when I'm trying to bluff someone out and another player reminds the table that I'm a forced to be afraid of.
I love taking people out of the game.
I like when I bet big pre flop and the players drop like flies... I must say, the money is nice but only a small bonus to compare to the WIN!
Women can not physically compare to a man.
Men are by nature just much stronger then women, but in a fair fight, brain & skill Vs. brain & skill it feels good to walk away in first or second place.
Sure I drop sexual innuendoes when ever I get the chance, put my hand on any knee close enough, or get dolled up sometimes, but poker is a game where anything goes, house rules apply and being naturally sexy isn't breaking any of them.


I went to Vegas this past weekend, I played a tourny on Sunday morning of 59 men again being the only female, I came in fourth, and mostly because my friends were texting to hurry back for check out.
The players that had gotten knocked out stood around to watch me play, taking men out, I must have taking seven out myself, I had to stop myself from being nervous because well I had really good hands.
I won a hundred fifty bucks, but it meant nothing..... Watching the other 10 out of 56 that hung out after they were done was the real win for me!
They lost to a girl!

1 Comments:

Blogger dropdeadred said...

...and this is why you are my friend, you hott sexy bitch.

8:13 PM

 

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