Hen in the cock house

Oddities from The Monkey Casino.
For starters, I was drunk. I followed my normal routine, home from work, did some writing, took a shower and headed to “The Forty” (my favorite watering) bout eightish before the poker game. Sounds normal right, no something is missing, I didn’t eat dinner, so once I got to the Forty had three 22oz of Michelob ultra with lime juice Nine O’clock came quick and I was feeling good! Not my style to get fucked up during the week, because frankly I’m just too old to start my weekend on a Thursday. My game was horrible, I basically got blinded out. I couldn’t get a winning hand to save my life, but whateva, I think the entire game was on tilt because of oddity number two.

“Mi Boy” is “dating” a new girl, cute as a button, cool as hell but doesn’t play poker. I could really careless about that fact, except she sat at the poker table, it kinda through a weird spin on the game, because she was sitting there, we played two tables, at 5 and 6 people to each, which is just ridicules. A tournament should be at least nine to ten people per table. The blinds were ever fifth person, the odds were not good five handed. As all the men ogled Mi Boy’s new squeeze, I was bitter that the tournament was contouring to this hen’s choice of seat. In her defense she probably had no clue she was in the way, and the guys want Mi Boy to get laid so bad that they wouldn’t dare say anything, like “sit behind him and not at the table”! I knew March would suck, just my luck there are five Thursdays in March, Deftones concert on the 30th so I’ll be missing loss.

Made an early exit, I was drunk, tired and needed to get laid myself. Should have just stayed at the bar and sent my 20 bux with 1000aire, there was a semi cute boy buying me drinks.