Aloha

While in Hawaii, I picked up a deck of cards that featured topples Hawaiian chicks with the intention of them being a souvenir for a friend… The cards have been captive and unopened for two years in my bedroom. A gift for the Monkey Casino? A distraction for the monkeys? Yes and Yes! The cards are dated, the women in the pictures are more then likely dead, they are definitely social security recipients, looking nothing like their five minutes of boobie card fame. The monkeys don’t give a rat's ass, there was tits and nipples, "Hawaiian" women with sand and water.(I use the term "Hawaiian" loosely, if some flowers, leaves and Hawaiian print fabrics are the deciding factors for "Hawaiian" then lay me). We played a couple hands with that deck, till 1000aire noticed it was holding up the game and banished my nudie card to the cash game table.

Fourteen players showed up and I was ready to kick some ass, I tossed some of the ugliest hands I've ever seen, kept getting Two Seven off suit as my holds. I tossed, tossed and more tossing. I came up slowly off some newbies, and the players were dropping like flies off of the other table, so we joined the other table. I hit some really, really good pots and I was sitting pretty… Then NOTHING, I went cold, couldn’t get a hand, nothing was going for me. I was getting blinded out, smalll blind five chips, small blind ten chips, things were looking grim, the I got some decent holds, ace jack off suit, I called all in, 1000aire called me with his pocket sixes and took me out at fourth place, only first second and third made money.

I did how ever join the cash game for twenty bucks and went home with One hundred and five bucks, so I came up sixty over all. I'm still in the green.