shitty hands and cock fights

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Skunkin Tuesday

Unbelievable amount of bad cards can only lead to a seventy five dollar debt. Bad news for me, I didn't know when to walk away or when to run. I was convinced if I just stuck around a little longer my time would come. My time never came. The only play worthy hands I got were pocket Jacks once and got cracked. Another time I had Ace Queen suited, and Cory cracked me with a pair of nines…NINES for Christ sake.
"He" was there, sitting next to me, not talking, not playing many hands, and when "He" wasn't looking, I stared at him, hard. My eyes detailed his profile. That beautiful face was mesmerizing. An aroma of conceit lingered in his lap, although after a few careful-not-to-get-caught stares at his crotch, I was convinced he has a small penis. Too bad, just one more loss that night.

4 Comments:

Blogger jerry-is-stoke said...

I'm very sure he'd be happy to give you some of those chips back, if youd gave him some action. Maybe all the chips if he was smart.

9:33 AM

 
Blogger Eduardo said...

You slay me.

3:52 PM

 
Blogger red again said...

Ok, I posted something new. Your turn, slacker.

11:23 PM

 
Blogger Otis said...

Ground Control to Major Tom...

Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong

Can you hear me, Major Tom?

Can you hear me, Major Tom?

Can you hear me, Major Tom?

Can you....

6:36 AM

 

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