Bad Mama

I'm a Bad Blog Mama, I have neglected my poor little project way too long. It's not that I haven't been playing poker either, because believe me I have, maybe its because it's not that fun to write about losing all the time and September was a bad month. Then October got better and still, I wrote nothing. Maybe its be because I've been playing with the same hum drum guys for too long, I should hit some live tournaments at a casino. Well, all that is over, and I'm back to writing about one of my favorite past times.
At the end of August I was in Vegas and managed to spend seventeen hours on the one two table at the MGM, I played with two hundred dollars and was up about six hundred dollars at one point then lost it all on a river suck out to some idiot from Chicago. I've still been a tri-weekly regular at The Monkey Casino, but Mi Boy has knocked it down to Thursday and Sunday only (after football)
I have cut out most of the online play. I just don't feel like I'm getting a fair shake at the pot, I need something more then a crafty screen name and a clever avatar. Voyeurism is a necessary in poker. I need to see eye balls and breathing patterns. I want to be watched, I like people to think I'm nervous. I love joking and talking at a table, It's what has appealed me most about the game.
Sunday's game, I was in for sixty buck and walked out with sixty-one dollars after four hours of playing. When Cory and 1000aire start ragging one me and how I ever play Ace rag, I start getting real offended by Cory who is the king of the most disgusting sucking outs in THEE history of Monkey Casino History, for some reason or another Cory feels the need to tell to "stop acting like a woman". O' Lord was I pissed, he just wanted to piss me off, being a bully because his huge, and oafish, I told him just that. Cory didn't realize he had thrown in at least 15 chips, I throw down Ace Rag as my winning hand, "thats right bitches"