Drunken Tuesday

Okay I know I haven’t posted a peep in a while, my apologies for the recorded, not that anyone is keeping one. I have in fact been playing a ton of poker, just nothing share worthy has been going on. I've played been a lot of online poker lately. .10 cent to 4 dollar tourneys, while laying in bed under my blankets with the AC blaring, and the fan spinning. The tourneys last about three hours, and I've won a few, not nearly as much as I've played. So, great and not so great about online poker, start with great, you can sit out of the game at anytime for any amount of time as long as you still have chips. Great because you can do a load of laundry, masturbate, grab snacks, and clean your room, masturbate, all in the buff. Not so great because you can turn into a hermit. When you've played the same tournament for two and a half hours, are just a few places away from the money, not much is gonna get you to leave the house.

The boys called me up for what is now known as "Drunken Tuesday". I'm not sure what the difference is because I get drunk every poker game, but since "Dahmer" drinks, which is rare, and "Mi Boy" pounds the vodka, its been named. It is normally just the inner circle of players, the original crew. I get a whole story out, get paid attention to, its great. We belted out Bob Seiger and Jackson Brown together with "Mi Boy" on the harmony. It was a good time, and I took a huge pot off of "Mi Boy", his name is Tim aka "Timmy Mi Boy" newly nicknamed "all in Tim" because its his signature move lately. So I get my holds, pocket Aces.. nice. I raise the blind up two chips, just two chips, one whole dollar. Dahmer and Mi Boy call. Flop comes Six D, Five S, Ten H. I bet ten, Dahmer folds, Mi Boy raises to twenty, I have about a total of thirty five chips, I call all in, he calls and I SMASH him down to size, take all his money and leave (it was late). Next day I walk into his bar and buy the bar top sitters a round on Mi Boy, I mean it was his money at one point.

Thursday's game is coming soon. It was a good one.

Choke

My lucky number is 4, I like things in multiples of 4, favorite card in the deck is 4 of hearts, but I'm seriously over coming in fourth place. Once again I played three and a half hours of poker to simply take fourth place. No money, no hand shakes, no heads up, no pot splitting, nope all fourth place gets ya is, 10000aire pointing out every bad play I made in the last hour.
Thinking back, it could have been because I lost my cool when a guy that I had seen once before at Dahmer's house about seven months ago walked in. He is quite delicious and has no idea I'm alive. He walked right past me at the final table, to the cash game. Hoping he'd remember meeting me from that cold December afternoon, I made him laugh, he seemed slightly interested but I was in a rush and had to bail, we shared a smile and I haven't seen him since. I don't even know his name because like a bunch of big brothers, the monkeys would have been all over me if I started asking questions across the tables, that, and I think I might have mentioned to Dahmer I thought he was hot… Bad move. He is tall dark and handsome with the bluest of eyes and the built of an ex college football player. By the time the fourth place was called it was late, and had already made a huge deal with extra emphasize on how badly I need to go home early last night, because I was trying slip in a brag about the Nine Inch Nails concert I'm going to. I couldn’t very well stay just because "He" walked in. I headed out and today I'm glad I did. When saying my good byes "He" looked me in the eye, clearly never remember meeting me before and gave me a half ass wave. If I could remember his name I'd use it but for now "He" is officially on the "To Do List"

Hand of the game: First hand of the game, BD Paul and New Ernie are going heads, flop comes King of clubs, six of hearts, four of diamonds, ten chip bet, seven of diamonds, big bets next card six of diamonds, BD Paul goes all in New Ernie calls with a full house, Kings over sixes and BD Paul shared that last card with him for the nuts Flush, his holds were Ace King Diamond, he lost, and ammoed New Ernie up big. That’s some fucked up luck.